Saturday, Featuring etiaK

Cheers to a day of awesome. I didn't get to sleep in as long as I would have liked (worship team practise @ 10am), but I got to spend some quality time with my buddy KEL, and I also bought a CD and we shared a brownie fudge ice cream sundae and it was (word of the day) luscious! The buses also ran perfectly on time and my new $2.99 shoes remained perfectly water resistant despite the trecherous lakes I had to cross the rest of the way home.

Kaite, also know as etiaK, also known as my SOUTH AFRICA BUDDY, fills today's funny blog space. Admit it, a week of funnies just isn't complete without atleast ONE shot in the general rednecked direction. 'Aye ho-up ya lie-eke it. PEACE! -huh, juss kidd-in!'

1000 visitors!!!!!!!

I would just like to make a special entry blog to tell everyone that my space has officially had 1000 visitors!!!!! That is soooo amazing! Thanks to everyone for checking my site and seeing what I have to say- I really appreciate it! This is really cool. Now I know what it feels like Cord! Well I hope you enjoy your time here, and if any of you have any ideas about how I can improve my site, I'm all ears! Blog you later (let's see how long it will take to reach 2000)

Kaite (P.S. the number doesn't include when I go onto my space- I found out when I tried to get the last 3)

Joke of the Blog: As this is a special blog, I picked an extra-funny joke

Redneck Driver's License Application


Last name: ________________

First name (check appropriate box):
[_] Billy-Bob[_] Bobby-Sue[_] Billy-Joe[_] Bobby-Jo[_] Billy-Ray[_] Bobby-Ann[_] Billy-Sue[_] Bobby-Lee[_] Billy-Mae[_] Bobby-Ellen[_] Billy-Jack[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure

Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer[_] Mechanic[_] Hair Dresser[_] Waitress[_] Unemployed[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________
Lover's Name: ____________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt[_] Brother[_] Uncle[_] Mother [_] Son[_] Father[_] Daughter[_] Cousin[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck____ kitchen____ bedroom____ bathroom____ shed

Model of your pickup: _____________
Year pickup produced: 194____

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer[_] The Globe[_] MAXIM[_] TV Guide[_] Soap World[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly[_] Monthly[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow[_] Brownish-Yellow[_] Brown[_] Black[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile[_] 2 miles[_] don't know