Thursday, Featuring IAN

Today will feature the notorious stylings of Ian M. Walker.

Today my computer also just about turned into a time portal because it was seriously going THAT slow. I can hardly wait until I get my own computer! In other news, speaking loosely of murdering your computer, the quirky-quote (also a little sadistic) of the day:

"Lets put the laughter back into manslaughter".


BAKLAVA!!!

Ok so today was the first ever BAKLAVA. And I have to say It went pretty well despite little to no planning and failure to make anything.

First off I Know what some of you are thinking, "Ian your head Smeels like Head and Shoulders. . . . but you don't have Dandruff" my answer . . . I know.

Ok seriously though your probably wondering what in gods name of marry joseph rozencrats is BAKLAVA. well Let me tell you that BAKLAVA is the first of many made up holidays me and a select few ppl made up that throughout the year will be celebrated!

The basis of BAKLAVA is simple buy jello, buy whipped cream, Add some people\laughes, and BAM BAKLAVA is born.

NOW the fact that the man I originally was supposed to celebrate with was never too be found I was worried me and him (ANDREW WALTON) would never get to celebrate thus ending our future as husband and wife. (also the future of made up holidays) HOWEVER WE KICKED ASS BY FINDING EACHOTHER AND MAKEING SOME WATERY ASS JELLO IN MY BASEMENT.

Now some will ask what went wrong with the jello? well it could have been many things.
1 We mixed 3 flavours
2 We made one batch then a second More powerfulkl batch and put them together
3Measurement wasn't exact. . . . and by that I mean we didn't really . . . . at all
4 we tried to cool it in a freezer and not a fridge.

So yeah the BAKLAVA jello some may call a failure, BUT I CALL IT THE BEST BAKLAVA EVER!!!!!

So I leave you with the magic that was BAKLAVA in your heart and say
HAPPY BAKLAVA.

Quote: Me talking in math class "Time have sure Changed, I remember when you couldn't throw stuff at women. . . . . . . Because you had no arms. . . . . . cuz you where a fish and hadn't evolved yet?"